It’s basically The Santa Clause but Santa got high instead of killed

I was gonna upvote but this post is currently at a score of 420 (at least from what I see)

I’m getting too fucking old, the fucking etymology on this is hurting my brain. I guess I grasp the concept, but wtf does a cake have to do with it. Why can’t you just say you find someone oddly attractive or w/e.

I only need to make 1 assumption to solve that equation for me

0% of people would find me attractive

QE fucking D

“that’s crazy”

!murderedbywords@feddit.uk material right there

Until the DoE is disbanded

Unfortunately this did not pan out for me at all when I tried to move out of IT support. Now I make fries and sandwiches (I don’t even make them, I just put the toppings on). If possible I’ll probably do this til I die, not cuz I love it, but because I never want to go through with the job application process ever again.

“Sure, we could go out and put my billions to use helping the homeless and mentally ill and treating societal ills that lead to criminal behavior, but ehhh, I’m not really feeling it, boy wonder.”

🎶 To save, the Princess Zelda! 🎶

drilldo

The memes must flow

Forbidden mega-nuggie

Needs updated to include rank increase/decrease since graduation, then I could quantify just how much of a disappointment I’ve become

Give the poor kids coal, they yearn for the mines

Lemmy told me that raccoon in German literally translates as “washing bear” and I still think about that at least once a week

I’m in this picture an… eh, what’s the point