You see, they don’t trust Big Pharma and multi-billion dollar corporations, that’s why they do their “research” using only small artisanal free range websites like Facebook, Twitter and TikTok…

So American voters get to not only eat shit, but now also drink it? How oddly appropriate…

This is exactly what “blinded by hate” refers to. He wasn’t attacked, he was not in any danger, he simply decided to attempt murdering people because they dared to exist in the same approximate space. This is how much he hates “those people” - that he felt justified in killing them on sight with zero provocation…

I was half expecting a “deal” along the lines of “all Ukrainians fuck off somewhere else and don’t ever come back, and me and my boss pal Vlad are going to turn Ukraine into a luxury riviera” - this shit is pretty close…

What a wonderful world we live in - boneless chicken with bones, ad-free streaming with ads, unlimited plans with limits… What’s next, Nestle releasing microplastics and cadmium free water (guess what’s in it!)?

How soon until unless you own a couple of these you’ll be branded a terrorist Antifa supporting illegal criminal?

Pretty on point for tech bros then - they keep “inventing” shit that already exists, but for some reason now requires an app, blockchain AI, or both (sorry, used an older buzzword first, but that one is already out of fashion).

Just wait, I’m sure soon a wild techbro will appear with a great solution to this problem that will require you to install an app and surrender all your data and biometrics in order to open those cases yourself to get a damn toothbrush or some shaving cream…

Problem is, unless you’re rich and powerful crimes tend to have consequences - they only “just let you do it” when your account balance already has a certain number of digits…

Right, which is why music used to be an extremely niche and virtually unknown hobby, and we had almost no songs until he came up with his brilliant invention…

Fucking hell, there’s removed from reality, and then there’s this.

How does that even work under water? Like, how are the “hats” affixed and what to? I have so many questions…

Amen. Basically this survey reads to me as “we decided to focus on AI and we need some pretty graphs to show it’s an awesome idea - please tell us why you think AI is the best thing ever!”

BMW, soon: “Warning - you are almost out of your free braking credits for this month! Purchase additional BMW Premium Gems that can be exchanget for braking credits at the rate of 13.7 to 1 and into acceleration credits at the rate of 12.864 to 1 now, or activate the Braking Unlimited subscription to receive unlimited braking credits and a chance to win 4 free hours of air conditioning!”

It’s baffling, isn’t it? How can a company just unilaterally decide to not be subject to this or that law, and the courts just… go with it? It’s the same level of idiocy exhibited by sovereign citizens, but somehow, when you’re a corporation they actually let you do it…

I did mention it before, but you know what else interferes with surveillance and investigations? Door locks, walls, window blinds and clothes. Should we get rid of these too, so authorities can investigate us easily whenever they want to, and confirm we’re not hiding something bad?

It’s always porn, isn’t it? We don’t need to protect children from misinformation, fascism, violence, racism, discrimination or exploitation on the internet, it’s always just porn for some reason…

If teachers could brainwash kids to the point of changing their sexual orientation, wouldn’t all schoolchildren become well-read, polite and clean well before they turn trans or gay?

Oh, “It’s almost entirely blind to almost all consumers”? That’s almost fine then!

Funny how god never tells them to do something they don’t actually want to do in the first place or that doesn’t benefit them, innit?