And each time the tweet gets shorter. Eventually he’ll have no choice but to use emojis.

Now that’s just comically evil. Who designed this system, Spez?

Gerrymandering goes brrr

It’s Denmark’s war to lose then

Your words do not hurt me, I’m already used to being a diappointment.

What’s the point of paying for YouTube Premium if you get ads anyway?

Greed is lust for money

This is metal as hell.

Can you believe your comment was how I found out that happened? I thought it was just a joke at first, like something so absurd that could only happen in a comedy movie.

I feel like you’d be interested in Ladybird. It’s a fully independent web browser under development, it’s still in its very early stages but they seem serious about it.

I don’t think this applies to non-profit stuff

Maybe they just want to feel something. Anger, I assume.

ConcernedApe comes to mind. I think he has actually said that a big reason why he made his game is so people would listen to his music.

Ace Attorney is just that popular in Arizona

You didn’t have to do us henpeckers like that

No worries, the rock won’t go anywhere. It’ll remain where you left it, patiently waiting for you to become scuba certified, like the good rock it is.

What is stopping you from picking up the rock after throwing it? Let me tell you, I still have a little pebble I found by a river some 20 years ago and it’s not even a particularly cool looking rock or anything. If I had a perfect rock you better bet I’d keep it forever.

I am all service animal on this blessed day.

Imagine becoming a mass murderer for a woman you are into only for her to end up dating Deadpool instead

I’ll forever associate these glasses with the annoying boss from Office Space.