When you finish but she keeps going

Or the car will be like “You’re creeping forward with your driver’s door open? I’m going to slam in to park without even asking first then all my dash lights will be going full xmas mode while I beep incessantly. Because fuck you, that’s why.”

Tell me you’re basic without telling me you’re basic

His character and The Wasp character are lovers… Weird Al was probably the least Alabama option.

Typical Windows app 🧌

Context for people not from Canada?

Sexual assault isn’t insignificant though.

Windows is doing stuff behind that splash screen too though