Damm, hoisted by my own petard.

I’m not saying put bulls are the most dangerous breed, but when was the last time you heard of a retriever or a lab shooting someone?

His lack of moral fiber contributes to him being full of shit.

Don’t forget about the Poophole Loophole.

Apparently anal sex doesn’t count according to some Mormon kids. So I hear, anyway.

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

Have you seen eggs lately, though?

Assifier was right there.

The last decent Republican president.

Depending on the item in question, we can fill either role.

Thanks, I hate it.

It’s aftertaste as a flavor.

It’s slathered atop the jello.

We should call this era the Great Suppression.

It’s all water under the fridge.

Send them $.50 and ask for your change.

For the others, it doesn’t happen that often, so it’s interesting when it does.

For Kevin Hart, it’s just his reality.

I’m at a loss.

Frequency is measured in hertz (Hz), with 1 Hz meaning one cycle per second. A frequency of 8 Hz will complete 20 cycles in 2.5 sec.

That particular ad is for a company called Zilch, which operates in the UK, not the US.

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in printer.