They kindly did the needful with the logo.

You are not too old, you are just not hanging around the right people.

Before you can be a writer, you need to sharpen your own pencil.

arm the ticket taker event staff.

Do not arm the Ticketmaster people!

Somebody has to RTFM :(

He wants to fuck the world, so he became a banker.

Search for all sleep lines and reduce them a bit. But not too much, in case you want to further optimize later.

And then they leave you alone at the register to fetch something