Clearly it’s a queef Dutch oven.

The British one wouldn’t be the best choice. Not exactly powerful…

When Canada abolished the penny I was advocating for renaming our currency the pound, just so we could divide it up into 20 shillings. Each shilling would of course still be 5¢.

There will be holdouts. In my part of Canada all the rural roads are laid out in a 1 mile x 2 mile grid. Nobody every says a farm is 3.2km away. It’s 2 miles. Even changing all the road signs is cheaper than moving roads to make more sense in the metric system.

Otherwise for long-ish distances we’re completely metric.

It’s weirder when you look at Canada vs USA. Mileage here is usually written L/100km, but back in the day the cars were exactly the same but the mileage in Canada was better because the the US gallon is only ~83% the size of a proper gallon.

It’s been Canada’s official standard for decades. It’s just starting to hit the general population though.

Can’t be, it hasn’t completely disintegrated yet.

Looks like what happens when a house hippo grows up.

Charged. Not convicted. He didn’t get bail, so he’s in jail waiting for trial.

I once caught gay from a used marijuana needle. Never again. Took a lot of prayer and fasting to make that go away. Ban it. Ban it all!

(/s, of course. Shouldn’t be necessary but this is the internet…)

A horse can have a painful bite, but 99.7% of the time their bite means “please fuck off”.

If they want to make you fuck off after not heeding their warnings, they’ll use their hooves.

It’s the lead lining.

I’m on Ubuntu because work too. I really hope nobody gets the idea to do really silly things like enforce Gnome or something. Wouldn’t put it past them.

Sway on Arch master race?

Vista >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 11.

Firefox gives up keeping open tabs up to date. I’ve had 5000 tabs open without any slowdown. But I do realise this is about Chrome…

Missed a 0.