Cut my life in two pizzas

This is my plastic fork

Jehova!!

I’ve had trouble posting in r/showerthoughts and one other I can’t remember. But that’s it.

I’m in the mood to read something orange today.

Yeah and the preset mechanism was mechanical, which is pretty wild.

I always thought the brown egg yolks worked best.

Ur mom and dad totally did it.

I don’t know oil company CEOs and private prison CEOs are contenders too.

I’m doing my part. Bought the 3 acre parcel next to me and am letting it grow back wild.

Playing cards would be apt.

I bet you would see others doing it if you watch for a while.

I got extended lungs and it was the best thing I’ve ever done and I’m not just saying that to get a commission.

Basically most things have greatly increased in price, but wages have not increased nearly as much. Minimum wage was like $3.35 in 1990 and it’s $7 something now.

Oh you!

A stick and something to whack with it

I can finish my Lemmy subs in probably 30 min. And I laugh a few times and learn a few things along the way.

Wow that’s malware.

You forgot the part where there is a misunderstanding 2/3 of the way through the movie and it looks like they will break up but they get back together at the end and Christmas is saved.

They are just large dogs, not a separate species.

Yeah one thing older people lack is stamina. I figured if Tyson didn’t take him out quickly he wasn’t going to win.