First rule of the Fight Club app, dude.

But how will he carry his briefcase and lunch?

OMG you are also an RHQQ2 baby! Nice to meet you!

No wonder coal as a fossil fuel isn’t going away. The rich folk get so much during Christmas!

So, when did you move from India to the UK?

Fixed That For You.

Aunty Samantha?

Waiting with bated breath to see what happens next!

Lucky you!

My SO was told to travel to office every day of the week, only to sit in zoom meetings because all of their team is elsewhere.

Reaaaal good use of everyone’s time and our non-renewable resources.

Jungle Gym.

Yeah but you still afford clothes while whittling down that list 😜

Republicans always criticize themselves heavily. Just don’t do anything about it though.

Bing doesn’t make anything Jascivious.

What the heck are you all fighting about? It’s BODMAS.

It’s Xitter, pronounced “Shitter” now.

Yes, because till University, you’re trying to learn something new. And the best way to learn is by doing.

At work, all you’re trying to do is save money (for the corporation). Best way to do that is to reuse, recycle.