FYI, a kitchen cupboard full of cans is an excellent target for these. It’s amazingly off putting to hope the cupboard have have the contents staring back at you in silent judgement.
Extra kudos if you manage to get a friend/relative without them realising you’re a suspect.
You got to feel for anyone who ever legitimately fell, and landed, impaling themselves on something. You can guarantee that no-one involved will EVER believe them that it was an accident.