You’re right, this does seem suspicious. It was probably all staged by that guy.

Doofenshmirtz is that you?

I’m not sure this tweet counts as news?

Doctor: you’ve had a stroke
Patient: how can you tell?
Doctor: from the handshake

I’m ootl on this one. What happened?

Sugar with no black is the best coffee, provided it’s a quality brew

What makes you say that?

Wtf is this Count Olaf shit

UPS has registered the colour brown as a trademark

Does garlic grow cloves easily? I know onion doesn’t bulb very easily, preferring bolting, and only once every two years, but I don’t know about garlic

If robbers only earn $7500 a year why on earth do they do it? Why would anyone risk arrest, jail time, criminal record, maybe even being shot by armed security or police, for such a paltry amount of money?

I know, isn’t it incredible?

Are you referring to the Great Pacific Garage Patch?

https://genius.com/Jt-music-to-the-bone-lyrics

How did you end up striking out? Not taking new patients? Also wouldn’t accommodate marijuana use?

TV show? This looks like a human interest news article?

Fisheye lens

Eaten too many delivery people

I can’t tell you everything, Michael