My biggest complaint with Lemmy is that we came for solace from Reddit/Twitter, and yet they’re all anyone posts about here.

Oh god oh no I used my last click now I can’t select a plan

I was waiting for the part of the article where something tragic happened to the kid to warrant the mom’s jailing.

Not… him just going for a completely normal walk…

Trump describing Elon’s rockets like he was a toddler on Christmas had me crawling in my skin

More than anything I’m depressed by the precedent that this sets for the world on attitude and actions. He literally attacked and abused his way to the top. And a majority of Americans support it. Holy fuck.

Now I want to start a “pro” Trump shop with a bunch of things like this

Finally the answer to my car proble- oh never mind.

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On an unrelated note, the paper shredder is out of service indefinitely.

Ah shit I applied for that role

I feel like there’s not a single person Elon’s comparisons would make sense to

I tried

Wait you’re onto spending

JESUS IS THE RAPTURE

COMING WILL HAPPEN ON 9-18-24

sigh… if you insist

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Hey Gary, could you help me? I couldn’t find out how to get you camera access too.

So it was Trump eating the cats all along

The first bit of pay to win verification and impersonation was the most hilarious part of Elon’s Twitter.

Deleted my account after that.

This is the equivalent of being bullied for being the only one who actually does your homework

When I went to Costa Rica it blew my mind seeing a toucan, I thought those just lived on the side of cereal boxes.