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I just cancelled my subscription and got a refund too. Good riddance.

Blarney Gnome

As someone who works retail, I’m pretty shameless when it comes to kicking people out. I do it politely and with a smile but I have no problem telling customers we’re about to close or are closed.

Dogs or no dogs, put the lid down before flushing.

I first read it that way too.

Not an iOS user. Does she quote the next line?

I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 metric switch.

I had to explain to my husband, it’s like “Hey girl” vs. “Hey ma’am.”

Yeah, what a neat trick it would be if I could bring myself to climax just from thinking. Reminds me of the headset things from Total Recall Demolition Man. (The original, haven’t seen the remake so no idea if it’s in that one too.)

Edit: wrong movie

Woman here. I’ve had sexy dreams that led to me waking up while having a real orgasm, though I wasn’t touching myself or anything.

That’s good to know, thanks.

then I clean the seat

New fear/obsession unlocked.

Used to live in a townhouse where two doors down this old guy would always sit outside and smoke his cigars. (The neighbor in the unit between us said that he is the oldest retired Chicago Bear still living. Edit: Found out the guy’s name. John Damore.)

I worked from home at the time. Every time when it was a nice day out, not muggy, with a cool breeze, I would open up our windows and smell nothing but his cigar smoke.

Everyone just needs to make it a habit to close the lid before flushing.

And for those public toilets with auto-flush and no lid, I get around it by draping TP over the sensor while I do my business, flush it manually when I’m done and the door is open so I can quickly jump outside the stall.

#1 Water-Repellent

So he decided to hoof it.

I just know I would be instant friends with whoever set up that display.

I must be good at compartmentalizing because the moments I vividly remember from PVP are the hard-fought wins, both 1v1 and as a group.

Touché!

When’s your anniversary? These Swarovski crystal Crocs would be the perfect gift.