“You’re an alpha? Is that a furry thing?”

by the time he gets to the US, we’re getting the leftovers from the bottom of the bag

(there was the fashion fad of giant snail facials)

Baskerville

a virgin birth

parthenogenesis – Jesus is a clone of Mary – which also make him canonically a trans man

probably a good idea to avoid anything a right winger’s cooked …

cook with it? yeah
call it pizza? nope

smoke detector with dead battery that peeps once every five minutes

The gingerbread man lives in what he believes to be a gingerbread universe, where all matter is gingerbread.

Gingerbread, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di

would probably be funnier if we hadn’t already lived through decades of Q and tea party and Covid and anti-vaxxer and anti-flouride and flat earther and birther – artist is trying to parody right-wing idiocy but we’ve already seen far stupider stuff in real life

(estimated) 52M membership × 32% denial rate = baseline 16M suspects

tropical or sidereal or Schmidt or IAU zodiac?

last I remember, the CIA supported faction was fighting the DoD supported faction …

• “Fluorescent lights in grocery store too bright, causing a downward spiral into existential dread.”
• Fluorescent lights too dim to “save energy” making everything creepier, causing increased nervousness

The Little Trashmaid

you do conquer it but the locals keep trying to feed you organic, wild harvested, artisanal Amanita soup

if you love the worm, it pulls the trolley handle

(angry upvote)

• from back to front:
  • Ivermectin paste
  • Respected Comrade Eau de Toilette
  • Alex Jones’ Patented Dick Injections
  • hydroxychloroquine
  • anhydrous bleach