Ex Vampire here: That’s what I woulda did.

Linux is the only interplanetary OS.

Both of these are way too expensive for me.

Die Moorsoldaten in my ass (the swamp soldiers in my ass)

Why are they illiterate I thought comlunist countries liked teaching people to read so their propaganda became more expensive.Can’t have shit in DPRK?

How’d you get internet working?

It’s commonly used just that way in a lot of languages without replacing it since the meaning or rather connotation can also get lost when translating it easily.

Did they seriously translate Inshallah/Mashallah?

New bottom surgery just dropped!