Maybe you should send it back

Lovely but why does this seem to be happening in Bristol

Sorry is this the onion or not

1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January

Haha I don’t need a specific age to have a crisis what a bunch of fucking amateurs

Oh hey not bad not bad still clearly a scooter o7

Apparently the Italian mozzarella association or whatever it’s called officially recommends mozzarella and pineapple as a good pairing of flavours so it’s not just you

Was the election not cooked though? I wouldn’t say this was exactly that type of problem to be honest

The Mona Lisa has nothing on the sheer drama of this pencil execution

How dare you criticise such a marvellous and historic work of art, hung as it is in the world famous ‘Louvre’ gallery in Paris, France

The absolute fucking best part of this story is that the right wing party is literally called pis I cannot fucking contain myself fuck my life / rip / lol

Good luck gentlemen o7

Holy shit seriously?

Wow how considerate of them 🫨

Olé

Oooh ow owie ouch my bones

Oh sweet the lovely man lent the gentleman his cello perhaps he had a spare how convenient he had the instrument about his person

…………………. ^(quietly) what the fuck^

I thought this was taking place in a vacuum

That’s gonna make active shooter drills really annoying, logistically, but maybe that’s the point of the exercise