• plucks ratchet strap as it’s tightening - “Bb…B, C…Db, D, D, D…Yeah’p. At’ll git er.”

You can’t resist a 5 octave rosewood marimba.

Imagine trying to find shoes that don’t look like clown shoes when your toes are that spread.

I kind of love those, but they are definitely excessively used.

What is being strange? Am just a normal warm-water port-loving Americain like you.

That’s why there’s been no reboot or sequel. We’re only just now catching up to the futuristic levels of depravity he foresaw.

In my state, ballot initiatives to change to ranked choice or approval voting, ideally with expanded multiple winner districts.

These poor guys don’t want to have to rock, they just want to participate in the soup-bowling economy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AguBZAkN6k