I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.

It’s in the TOS.

Those with better seats are always subject to being challenged, with an automatic acceptance if brought forward.

Ah, thank you.

Sorry, I’m a bit dense.

Is it sad because his mom is dying and he put the necklace on her anyway?

Or that the necklace will allow her to pass away due to her poor health vs. suffering?

This gentleman has been trolling longer than some folks have been alive!

Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader!

For those that don’t get the reference.

Think you’re really righteous?

Think you’re pure in heart?

Well, I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!

“Where did we find this guy?”

“I thought you hired him…”

Altered Beast, an absolute classic!

Imgflip seems to have it