The only swept wings should involve a broom and a pigeon.

Boomers gonna love how this turns out.

You gotta admit, though, that 11-year-old boy might make a good Secretary of Defense after this one.

I might even bomb Yemen next month… I mean I’m not going to tell a reporter about it, though, I’m not as stupid as an 11-year-old boy.

Trick question: only one can be based, but the others need to be backed up on the server.

At least we know there will be debris in a field every time we launch a sortie.

But they were all of them deceived. For in secret, another generation of fighter was forged. And in it he poured all his stealth, all his sensor packages, and all his missiles.

Girl… you gonna get soooo much action the next few years.

Inshittifination-building.

Hard to imagine crawling through so much poop just to get killed.

See this is a common misconception, camouflage is only intended to be used in its environment. In space you would be much less likely to see or even hear them in this.

Please, this is the artistic effluence that this form derives its strength from. Note the bold lines and sissonne idiomatic entry of the first panel, into the grande allegre (metaphorically, of course!) of the following two panels. A masterpiece, contrasting the fragile effervesce of military hardware in the last panel with the robust strength of the egos of the politicians in the first.

Clearly the strategy is to have russia buy american weapons, so all weapons on both sides are made in the us.

This is similar to being bisexual, you double the playing field if you can have both sides.

This is the content that brought me to Lemmy.

How many men can she hold in there again? A full platoon?

It’s sea real estate.

Must have been controlling it with a mouse.

Edit: and I mean a living, terrified little mouse, wearing a little flight suit and aviator goggles and slightly drunk on vodka.

It’s not like Hank thought of the hammocks, but you know he took credit for the work it got him.

Here’s a fun tidbit, I used to deal with ambulance billing. Most places would try to hang back on submitting their bills, because the first to submit would hit the insurance deductible, and it was unsure if that portion would be paid.

Flight services bill as quickly as possible, out of concern of hitting a billing cap, because after, say, $100,000 on a bill, some policies stop paying.

That’s on purpose, the site asks not to be indexed. Oglaf is like cool sites in the 90’s, you had yo hear about them.