Mmmm hydrogenated palm oil

Did that one on the right gain sentience and yeet itself off the top shelf?

I had one of those travel tubes of toothpaste once and accidentally brushed my teeth with hydrocortisone cream for a few seconds instead, was really gross (but not devestating). I sympathize.

The nelk boys and xqc already gave him a brand new cybertruck a month or something before the election, saying you’re buying another one that you surely have no need or use for sounds a lot like virtue signalling to me

Mister Softee is the major brand of trucks around here and they do the cones and sundaes and banana splits, plus the wrapped frozen novelties. I wouldn’t order soft serve from them either.