This assumes the kids didn’t already hate his guts.

Which one?

And then call him Leon.

Buckle up buttercup!

So they just rent the ones over 6?

When we’re talking “half the people” that means median not mean.

Don’t forget about drug dealers slinging their grams and kilos.

French clown school?

The trunk may have been safer! If the car had seat belts, its not like anyone wore them.

And in my parent’s car!

Chicken breast in a tortilla with ranch dressing.

People can deliver to our door without us having to interact.

I’m glad for you too. Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if my parents had stayed in one of three countries we lived in before settling in the US.

That is definitely one of the reasons to skip self checkout.

And that is why I stopped using them. Actually, I just order online for most things and curbside pickup.

He’s said he’s going to pardon all of bus insurrectionists.

I just set stuff at the curb and people eventually took it. Even the IKEA particle board bed that sat in the rain for 2 weeks.

But some asshole put their shit in the pile.

That sounds suspiciously like me trying to comment when my dog is laying on my chest.

And these days, the customers are just as likely to be casual.

Its exactly what it sounds like, a cap on the max amount they will pay out over your lifetime. Usually something like $1M or $1.5M.