Christmas music. My ears, specifically.

I’d like to buy a vowel

He shows up every Friday night… like Urkel!

And he has a sweet, heavenly voice… like Urkel!

And then everybody clapped

It’s so strange, as a middle-aged dude I never get frisked…🤔🤔🤔

Cool your jets, hot rod. I thought it was a fun post to make. I specifically said I wasn’t simping. You’re in the shitposting community.

Might want to keep that handy

I mean look at the George Floyd protests and how they actually made change

Did they really, though?

Needs more gun

I am still convinced Harris lost in most states because people were looking for Biden’s name on the ballot and couldn’t find Kamala so they just circled Trump.

You give people way too much credit. They enthusiastically voted for Trump, knowing what he is.

Kentucky: “don’t bother asking”

“Why do you have to bring politics into this”

— person with Trump sign still in their front yard a month after the election

Totally wouldn’t be legal in the U.S.

Yeah well not for long.

FW: fw: re: fw: re: Fw: To cute!!! 🥰 😻🤣🤣🤣

You weren’t born with that nose, it’s a lifestyle choice

I want to buy Lemmy Gold for this reply.

Phyton

My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of… Malk?

No other fascist has the cult of personality that trump does. If we can rid ourselves of this scourge, it will cause a reckoning and reset among the conservatives. I hope.

Germans use a fork and knife for everything. Pizza: fork and knife. Burger: fork and knife. Yogurt: fork and knife. Jewish souls: fork and knife.