This is why I hate this stuff. I hate people joking about how much coffee they’re drinking because they have so much work to do and don’t get to sleep. Meanwhile, every coffee joke sounds like this to me.

Neat! How do the glasses work? Do they block red light, making you kind of more awake?

Thank you for the lead. I will look into it

What “dating crisis”?

Tell me more about that “proof” you are refering to

What does that mean (honestly, I don’t know)