That’s the question. Are they dumb and mean it or are they just assholes? I also tend to think it’s the second.

Step one: Have a shitton of money to buy property to rent out.
Oh, you don’t have enough money? Hhm, have you tried not being poor?

And he wouldn’t even fit into that dumpster to help the poor animal. =(

It’s an old copy pasta but it holds up better than ever.

Billions of people, including those in high positions and with cameras on them all the time wake up every day, go about their business and then go to bed in the evening without even once doing a nazi salute by accident throughout their day. It’s not that hard actually. I’m on a pretty great streak since my birth as well and it’s really easy.

I saw the community this was posted in and my brain somehow removed the “not” in “not the Onion”. I was like “haha, oh the Onion. They still got it.”

Then I looked at the community again…

DEI is diversity, equity and inclusion. They are basically saying that the fires are so bad because they hired a bunch of women, black and gay people. If they had only hired MEN ™ to the fire departements, they would have it under control by now!

Don’t know wheter it is a “smart fridge” but that’s one smart fridge!

I usually press the “+1 minute” button and then the “pause” button. That way it stays in the tray of my phone and I’m too OCD to not get rid of it as soon as possible. Then of course you have to adhere to the rule of only removing the timer once you did what you set the timer for…

Oh yes, that rule I set for my self is written in blood moldy laundry.

Know thyself and set a timer. I don’t allow myself to do stuff like that without setting an alarm.

This sounds like something the Bojack Horseman writers would come up with.

One is politically motivated? Or what is the “official” difference? One happens in public? But why should one be investigated with more resources than the other?

That sneaky fuck!

Oooh that’s what you’re saying. Sorry, I misunderstood.

Well, I concluded it from the fact that we can’t see the edge of the phone’s shadow on the shirt, even in the doctored image, so that shadow would need to appear on the ground. But it’s such a minute detail and his work on their faces looks so real that it would definitely fool most people.

In the original image on the left you can see the edge of the phones shadow on the ground though (look under his armpit).

I noticed that too, and then I saw that a part of her phone should also be visible in the shadow on the ground, since it goes over the edge of his shirt. I felt so good for spotting that mistake, like I could even muster 1% of his skills…

AGAIN???

Billionaires were a mistake. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

IT WAS ONLY LAST TUESDAY???
Fuck, it feels like it’s already been a lot longer…