Nobody’s dick’s that long.
Nobody’s dick’s that long.
Sensationalist hooey!
Exactly! Pathetic ad disguised as life advice.
Can you move that end part to adjust the distance, like a slider? Always wondered that.
Reminds me of a black mirror episode. 15 million something.
But then you are making this about yourself. Stealing the show. Reaping all the sympathy.
Back, crack and sack
It’s a twisted romantic gesture. I like it. Being partners in crime strengthens the bond between two people.
Where is the useless red circle when you need it?
I knew that already because it is a Rammstein song.
I don’t share this view. Life is an interesting pattern created by matter, but no need to be spiritual about it. If life ceased to exist, no one would be sad about it. Actually a lot of struggle and pain would be over which is positive in my opinion. In practice, we should value quality of life of conscious beings instead of quantity. Having less is better.
I agree. I hate monogamy and traditional families. Cheating, cucking and orgies should be mainstream.
And you are stuck in that thought forever.
That makes sense but I think real reason is they get off doing something so terrible and evil and immoral. I get it.
This is amazing.
I was making my own reference! It continues with “Not even Long Dick Johnsons’s. And he had a fucking long dick.”