“Blackrock is communist because they have a diversity equity and inclusion policy and are taking over the world so they can enforce it!”

Is one I’ve seen.

All that stuff sounds very smashable for instagram likes. Of course, “it’s just a prank bro”.

“It’s okay to resist capitalism on an iPhone. The feudal lord who owned the pitchforks the peasants killed him with probably observed the irony too.” -Ben Stiller

I hangout in the philosophy section of book stores and talk to passers by about how I once wrote a book (before my divorce) but couldn’t get it published, and how I’m really quite brilliant and that’s why I’m poor.

I think it’s funny that they’re doing comedy like this, that supports ridiculous right wing notions of politics… Issues designed to distract and mock rather than using humour for a purpose, and now they’re…

checks notes

Having trouble with getting basic benefits within their workplace. Huh, maybe they should have stuck to the left a bit more.

They turned boomer and make jokes about wokeness now, so who cares.

The vast majority of deaths under communism have been because of famine…

…which may well be true for Capitalism as well.