PC/DC

We know Novak. We know.

Some of us are just natural jumpers.

… when a hand loves a woman very much …

I’m not a Spanish speaker, but I think Pun’s meaning of “crush” is getting lost in translation. I would say definition 3 from this slang dictionary is the most accurate.

Edit: Now that I think about it, “crush” was the lyric in the radio edit. In the unedited version he says outright “… I just fuck a lot.”

Is this one of them K-holes I’ve been hearing about?

Watched A Real Pain in the theater with maybe 5 other people.

That’s the wide maniacal smile of someone who revels in the thought of carving you like a decorative soap.

This is what I say to people I want to maintain a loose relationship with without having to explain why I never want to hang out with or call them.

Throw the trolley off the side of the ferry.

Technically, he froze to death.

At least there’s an elevator. It could be a walk-up.

I wiped with a CD instead.

14/10 with rice.

Plenty of porn stars wear crosses.

Is that a paint job, or did he just have his car dipped in a vat of Sunny Delight?

Many of us have this choice made for us.

They’re the worst.

To be fair, a lot of things can get you assaulted in Philly.