You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by.

A smooth blitzkrieg.

50 billionth of a USD sounds about right.

And a 1/4lb is 4 oz, which sounds too small (compared to 8-10oz steaks that some people consume). So a 5.33 or even 5.5 oz burger doesn’t sound much bigger.

Wang tattoos incoming!

Narcissism is a powerful disorder

This is…

Owwwww

I’m goons gonna try it with my 7yo. I’ll report back if he gets anywhere. On the plus side $10 should be enough incentive.

Only if it’s made with of bricks.

It’s a right handed world.

Slightly underrated comment.

Looks more like Panera to me.

And what is making him so bright fucking red?

Testosterone supplements?

Tessquirrelact

This is the most apt metaphor for the maga moment I’ve seen in a while. Thank you for that.

I guess it’s changed since I last looked, but also the fuzzy zone idea fits with the retrospective nature of generations I was talking about.

TIL I’m the Oregon Trail Generation. Probably gonna die of dysentery.

The cutoff is currently 1980, but generations are just weird retrospective categories anyway. They sorta shift a bit as new divisions become noticeable.

I can be Gen x if you want, it’s just financially and experientially I’ve lived much more of a millennial’s life.

I was still in college. I also went part time for 2 years so I was in school with all millennials when I graduated college. I got a good job after, but just as I qualified for 401k contributions 2007 happened and I got canned when the whole company went under.

Eh, 3 months before the cutoff doesn’t really count.

I was 1-11 in the 80s. Was super aware of nuclear fallout and the Cold War. But my dad had also been gassed in protests against the Vietnam War and used to joke about running toward the blast of the nuclear war ever happened.

I’m technically the last year of Gen X, but definitely fit more with millennials, and couldn’t drink until the year 2000.

Op also forgot the dot com bubble which burst when I graduated high school.