Mine is in August. Figs supposedly have two harvests a year, but I must have blinked during the other one.

That’s only some types of figs and one type of tiny wasp. Most figs we eat are virgin fruit.

Move New Years back to march 1st, then the Latin roots will be accurate again.

That’s a feature supporters of imperial thinks it has. Even if imperial/some special third option is better for guessing, the difference has to be big enough that it’s worth the hassle of having multiple systems or converting everyone again. If it’s not worth having two systems but it is worth converting everything , then you still have to keep or prove that it’s worth losing the conveniences of metric like 1 km = 1000 m , 1 L of water weighing 1 kg , water freezing and boiling at 0 and 100 °C