Go fash, lose cash.

What lies are being spread?

Okay, you’ve managed to convince me you’re trolling, so I’m going to leave it there. You do you boo.

Surely you can see why people would be sceptical of your claim? If I told everyone I have a talking dog, but whenever they ask for proof I tell them I don’t care to provide any, I wouldn’t expect them to believe me.

And yet you can’t produce any.

What do you imagine his intent could have been when twice performing a gesture that the majority of people will identify as a Nazi salute, other than him performing a Nazi salute?

I’m struggling to follow your logic there.

Lisa: By your logic, I could claim this rock keeps tigers away.

Homer: Oh, how does it work?

Lisa: It doesn’t work.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock!

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around here, do you?

bizarre

Totally unsurprising

Cows don’t look like cows on film, you gotta use horses.

What an oddly flattering photo of Trump.

I feel like you’re overestimating your ability to subtly shit yourself.

Yesn’t

My thinking also. Not that I think ranked choice is overly complex, mind, and I would welcome it over a first past the post system. But the March Madness bracket is easily less complex to my mind, so doesn’t really get the point across well.

Are they also paying $57 for a service egg?