Mom! Bathroom! Bathroom!

Hahaha that would be something. Little dew storage packs. Not ideal!

The implication is that he’s buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex.

In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can’t be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.

After a long coffee journey, i gave my keurig away for free after i landed on my chemex. Absolutely love it! Unfortunately my 12 cup broke in the washing machine after 8 years or so :( i just bought a new one and I’m unsurprisingly still very happy with it.

That makes me think of this video

https://youtu.be/jeCacI7pHSg?si=6243VLz1KbhMu3_-

Even more specifically than that, it’s just telling you tomorrow that 16m with a preventable health issue will die, not when or how.

Not correcting you, just adding a little clarification for how i read it

I’m not trained in such dark arts so I’m not equipped to answer your follow-up question. Suffice to say, don’t mess with that doctor

It looks like it’s supposed to be a single lung. It looks identical to one from frame 2

Again, that’s added context. I don’t know how feeling like a man is stopping a women from anything. I don’t think that’s a necessary component of the statement at all, though i appreciate the reply

Whatever makes them happy I guess?

I think that’s one possible explanation, but it’s vague enough that it could be other things too.

I’m not sure how i feel about the post altogether. I mean, i understand that toxic masculinity is bad, but this post needs some assumptions and context to make me want to side with it. For example, if I saw some guy just kinda minding his business doing silly guy stuff and the context was he wants to “feel like a man,” i don’t think i would be offended or concerned?

r/justguysbeingdudes comes to mind

Can’t tell if sarcasm/trolling, but just in case:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocarina

Not going to lie to you, this is exactly what i did :)

It’s from God emperor of dune, i think it’s the fourth book in the series by publication, but not chronologically.

I guess this might be a spoiler if they eventually make it a movie, but basically, the son of Paul merges himself with a sand worm and becomes effectively immortal. It’s both interesting and bizarre.

There’s a lot more to it than that but i don’t want to ruin the story for anyone

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But without the caption, how would i know to wait until the end of a 5 second video? Who has that kind of time?

Yes

I hope you are able to outrun it one day. Or even perhaps out smart it. Idk, I’ve never been on a hunt. I assume those would be ways to survive.

Good point, i totally misunderstood the “picture this” lead in. Yeah it’s a completely feasible situation though it does seem extreme.