Mom, you know what be great with this cigarette? Some gummi bears.

Americans need more fiber in their diet.

Partially true. It moves the perception against Tesla, xelon & president felon. Sales will drop further.

I will bet you the entire nation of Russia that he has no clue how to operate a vehicle other than a matchbox car. zoom zoom

Someone got dressed up for a date.

America? Becoming fascist? That seems super, super impossible. Our current president, who dresses like an orange, and is a convicted felon and sexual molester, would never allow something so heinous. He works so hard for us. Did you see the great job he did raising the price of eggs? If that’s not love, I don’t know what is.

I’ll bet you ‘she’ is not one individual. This is a bunch of people scamming, that’s been going on from many Eastern European countries for many, many years. Scams don’t have genders.

The real kicker would be to find out that it’s elon and he high as fuck.

If you feel left out, she/he/the spam organization, also sends messages (same photo) under; missy29 prodajvodapavel (which translates to sales water pavel, in slovenian)

Finally a cryptocurrency I can spend.

Without knowing the flight number, airline and date, we don’t know the route it’s scheduled to fly. It may stop in LA or Phoenix. Need more info.

If you are on any of those listed platforms, please report those accounts as spam/fishing.

Xelon + fraud? No one is shocked.

Why does Alexa have texture now???

This is how you troll a troll. Orange donnie has always been a professional troll.

You will be able to see who the anti-vaxxers are by the diarrhea shooting out of them.

Ugh, I hate formal wear. We get it, you own ‘fancy’ clothes.

Now post a group photo of all the GOP in Congress so we can choose from all of them. I have a few pennies to spend.

No nazis! No exceptions!

New link and new name today, /u/@nicole@lemmy.cat I blocked her but there is no way to report a user.