Patapon Enjoyer

Muppets are likeable and charming. They’re not Muppets

Those muppets are actually witty though?

But if I vote for them no matter what surely they’ll move left because they respect me and are good guys

In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln: “Anything is an insertable toy of you’re brave enough”

Only if a log of the ins and outs goes directly to Bill Gates’s desk.

It’s getting pretty clear that if things keep going the way they’re going and the options are Team Biden and Team Rapist, Team Rapist is gonna win. That’s a problem. Memes like this ignore the problem.

Sure, let’s all pretend the problem was his voice. Ignoring all problems will do wonders in november.

To be fair there’s a pretty good chance he forgot the rules halfway through.

Didn’t the DNC do a fuckery to not nominate him and then it was decided that they’re allowed to do fuckery because it’s a private institution?

I think legally this situation is called The Air Bud Loophole

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to imply otherwise. But I wanted to share that in my personal experience it has absolutely been worth the effort

It’s one word in elvish

Sun Tzu’s guide to dating

We’re already like a quarter if the way. Maybe next century

I understand why people might not want to do it, but personally getting diagnosed and starting treatment has been life changing.

Yeah you don’t need a doctor to tell you your arm is broken, but raw dogging a broken arm is hardly ideal.

I really hope they pump those two full of meth like they do with boxers

He only uses his full name in the extended cut

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius Decimus Maximus Meridius Decimus Meridius Maximus

That is the big canister from the end of the movie… so he’s making them laugh?

In the movie they’re shown walking into rooms that aren’t a child’s bedroom. That’s why they have the door chipper thing.