black dialect, not slang

* three decades

OW OPEN

Congrats! That’s a huge step up from don’t-even-feel-like-gaming. Leisure is an accomplishment. It needs to go on your completed list.

yeet

WiFi is waves in space, not air.

Is this one of those !linuxmemes@lemmy.world?

Same with FedEx. It eventually hung up on me.

it’s literally objectifying you

“male” and “female” are more appropriate as adjectives than nouns

As long as it can be canceled before it’s properly finished, it can be a Netflix production.

I thought House was because it sounds like “home” and that sounds like Holmes, and the character/show of House is based on the Sherlock Holmes stories.

Maybe his feet will catch some sort of ass disease as karma.

gotta stay hydrated

Dude was doing so good passing as sober until he pulled out his omg-I’m-really-fucking-high water cup.

… a white middle class family …

Switched careers a year ago. This is the first time in over twenty years I’ve gotten a bonus that’s money. It’s surreal.

Where did you come from? Where did you go?

Yes, they are. The rule is: No matter what you do, you’ll be called a dumb bitch.

This rule is universal and the whole point of the TSA.