Challenge Defeatism. Resist Doomerism
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We had to literally take our stairs apart to get our bed upstairs. Convenient!
7·25 days agoBehold! The Gatling Barrage!!
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
I like the part where Dr Grant just looks dead straight into the camera and in a serious tone says ‘There are dinosaurs here. There are dinosaurs in this Jurassic Park’.
Spunch Bob Sqor Ponts
🎵She’s got that long-ass snoot. Boots with the fur🎵
3·2 months agoLucky we’ve got you to set us all straight, huh?
Will do 👍 Make sure you keep spouting the same Doomer bullshit over and over, I’m sure it’s really helping! 👍
Pack it in guys! A random person on Lemmy has told us it’s all over! Stop everything we’re doing and do nothing!
You into masks, baby? Kinky! I like that, baby, yeah! Behave!
9·2 months agoMy job here is done! Away!
How can we protect something we don’t understand and don’t value?
I’m not sure I agree with the concept that if you don’t understand something you don’t value it. Someone can value a walk in the park without understanding the names of the various plants etc. Don’t conflate accidental ignorance with willful ignorance.
It’s not a chunk. It’s a challenge.
Agreed. Cheese and onion? Sign me the fuck up.
Because it’s about sending a message. They’ve seen how popular this guy and his actions have become and are trying to throw everything at him so it puts off any copycats.