My dog was actually never the same after Prednisone. She became completely incontinent. Kinda sucked.

We’re fucked

Gotta take a few pawns to get to the king

Been playing ff16 and the dodges in that game feel pretty clean

Give it to Luigi

This woman is going to be very successful in her future career

Honestly this is less true the more you bake. I find myself tearing recipes apart and substituting/modifying amounts of all sorts of ingredients.

Sure if you want to make a fluffy white cake or a classic chocolate chip cookie you better do that by the book but you can get pretty creative with baking if you know what you’re doing.

RIGHT BETWEEN! DOWN THE LINE!

I actually have hope for the company after he is gone. All they have to do is keep steam going and they win. They just print money. There is no reason to go evil and sell the company and go public. They just win.

What? That’s not what happens. I’m a cook by trade. You would get fired so fast.

We just want to get through the day and remaking a dish and cooking it in the first place is no different.

All customers are assholes but I’d never mistreat their food.

You need to pull an anarchist for this to work out for you.

*has gotten

Russia never left the cold war. They just got colder about it. We got complacent

That… Actually takes some skill to do

U ok bro?

Oh thank God I’m still not the 1%. Average wage in the US is 45k and I’m not even making that

It might be a Simpsons did it thing. Then finding Nemo probably popularized it further with the “all drains lead to the ocean” scene.

Hahahaha imagine if we made everyone pay for their negative externalities! It would probably be paradise.

And very important as well. Make the ones causing pain in this world know of your disapproval.

Apartments are never built right. Always cheap out on sound proofing and appliances. Also fuck you if you have a dog