That’s how he became Pope. He made Chicago Dogs and won them over.

Mr Trump, your next appointment is ready.

The president can only pardon federal crimes. State crimes can be pardoned by that state’s governor. Still not realistic that it would happen.

He’ll be better tomorrow

They do rent trailers for this exact reason. Home Depot rents trucks by the hour too.

It’s not just Myrtle Beach. Those are in beach shops all over the gulf coast too.

It’s because everywhere he goes, he sucks the joy out of the room.

I honestly don’t understand why they don’t do that all the time.