I have an astigmatism in one eye, and it only affects my reading in low light situations.

Same thing as general admission at a concert, but on a train.

According to a WSJ article published yesterday, UH’s denial rate is between 7 and 8%.

Yeah, I’ve got a great in-person personality. Still can stand to lose some pounds.

I’m a red dot in Colorado. 😕

Highly processed, high sugar foods are generally less expensive.

Inflatables are the worst.

Seriously!? 🤯

Hardly anyone under 21 knows what the fuck Sunny D is.

Who?

Most don’t.

I read this meme in an anti-semitic voice.

Decades

A fifth seems really low.

It’s the first part that I don’t agree with. There’s zero reason to not hire a contractor in the first weeks of owning a new place. Assuming due diligence, you should know prior to closing what areas might need attention.

Holy fuck, what shit advice.

What’s the plan going forward?

Yeah, our matching algorithms are proprietary, so no.

Resumes are scored based on predefined criteria set by my company.

At my company, they are not trained on templates, as I already mentioned.