Forget that, I’m stomping on the first fish that thought legs were a good idea

It’s hard to break a 30,000 year habit

This one at least has plausible deniability as a face

Well, yeah, the reptilians in Buckingham Palace would never let the Deep State get any real power

His roadkill steaks come preseasoned

Explains why jelly filling got all over the car

Anywhere from 93% to 107% and I can’t tell if it’s his actual face or not

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes… It was their final, most essential command

S10+ here. I’ll have to check and see what my older phones still have, my current one still has “keep screen on while viewing”, I don’t think I had one that paused videos, but I remember one offering “smart scrolling” based on eye movement

sudo apt install microsoft-edge-stable

“Copilot, show me Linux Rule 34”