Wow. That might be the worst fucking take of 2024!

this is a performance where the humans get paid and get to go home afterward, and not like a slave trade situation, right?

I mean, the song was first published in circa 1780 so…maybe? 🤷

I don’t know what chems you’ve been huffing, but they seem fun, so please share some 😄

Having never heard or seen the word before, I still say that joining Pembina is a significant upgrade from North Dakota. Even if it DOES sound more like a genital deformity than a state.

“Did you hear that Carol’s baby was born with pembina?” "Poor thing! I TOLD her those lead enemas during pregnancy was a bad idea, though!“

I like that they consolidated the Dakotas but not Best Carolina where my partner lives and Worst Carolina where Dylan Roof and Lindsay Graham are from…

Five is right out!

I wish! They worded it such that the burning of fossil fuels and other things leading to the eradication of humanity through climate change are exempt 😮‍💨

That wonderful time of year where your true love gives you WAY too many birds.

The latter is me 365 of the year. I blame being born during that time period 😛

Why not? 🤷

Which Doctor, though? Hopefully 11. While not my favorite overall (10 forever), he’d probably be the best one at pointing out idiocy in a kind but hilarious way. Him or 13.

They’re also assholes that the world is better off without. (Anti)social wasps, that is. Solitary wasps are cool.

Here’s another

The Old Firm is now between AC Milan and Inter.

Personally, I’m also very pro crastination.

Yes, I know. My point is that what’s already bad is gonna get much worse.

As awful as the Neoliberal status quo that the Dem leadership lost all parts of the government insisting on, the first Trump administration was just a trial run where he was often hindered by people with a modicum of scruples or those without being unprepared to the point of incompetence.

Jan 6th was the Beer hall putsch. They’re doing the night of the long knives and the Reichstag fire simultaneously while the Mango Mussolini takes the train to Rome Washington. Additional reference to 1920s and 30s fascism.

Gaza has valuable fossil gas deposits and Mediterranean beach front real estate. That’s what the US wants a piece of.

That, the biblical doomsday prophecies, and political pressure/extortion groups like AIPAC.

Maybe they’re star crossed lovers

That one day, the new Dragon Age game would be extremely purple.

The hell do YOU think a meme is?

This, and exclusively this:

(I do not personally agree)