My partner makes me open these when we get them. They’re so afraid to do it, it’s like a jump scare every time.

Is spamming this number illegal?

Where I live I have only one real option, the cable company, unless I want 10 mbps DSL or satellite with high ping and data limits.

Gonk.

Secret tunnel?

Do you intend to remove the Emperor from the Golden Throne?

The webway must remain open!

When companies are in crisis there is always a bailout.
The normal man is just suppose to die for the corporate overlord rather than get help.

This seemed like a missed opportunity…

“Rate my setup”

Also Boomers, “Minimum wage was never meant to be a living wage.”

Don’t worry Lemmy will always have bean posts to prop them up.

It’s time for Internet Archive to start an AI company.

Interesting, I didn’t know AI couldn’t do chain links.

They’ll probably just switch business daddy’s and just have Bing as default.

“Hey diddle diddle, right up the middle!”

“I’ll donate money if you make the torch a blunt and let me carry it.”
-Snoop Dog probably

Dum Dum.

Just a reminder, minimum wage in Pennsylvania is still $7.25.