To be more physically fit rather than becoming a Fitter, try landscaping, concrete work (if you’re brave enough to wear a mask for the dust and get called sissy all day long), or farm work if you’re interested in a wide variety of physically demanding tasks that are also dangerous.

Edit to the description of farm work

I don’t understand why inhaling a vapor or smoke is the preferred delivery method. I know there are patches, I’d assume pills exist,

Yes! Once a thing passes the nitpicker’s inspection, it is also good enough to pass the customers’ inspection

Similarly, if everyone at your work is constantly telling you “it’s not rocket science,” or something like that, look around for a job where being accurate and detailed is required. At least take up a highly detailed hobby.

Haha when I want to try a new brand or location, I judge it by how good their vanilla is.

Yes, exactly. If the shop can’t make good vanilla, then they’re a gimmick shop.

Career advice be like:

Fixing the thought that you deserve it is the hard part. It’s a self-reinforcing worldview that colors everything that comes in. People can say exactly the right thing, but depression will twist the way that you perceive their words.

Aren’t they porpoises? I mean, I think they’re related to dolphins.

As opposed to the light-hearted, fun side of cannibalism?

An interesting insight I learned from a YouTuber who binged a TV show that toured mansions, most of those enormous houses come with one normal-size room. That room is where the residents spend the majority of their time. Often, it’s a kitchen. Sometimes, it’s a “small” smoking room or even just an especially cozy corner of an oversized living room.

Yeah, that kind of thing is what fuels a Union. Then the same people who treated you that way can’t figure out how their perfect company ended up unionized.

Treat them like essential assets, your company can’t function without them. Every time they make you extra money, pay them extra money on top of a salary that makes all their peers in other companies jealous.

Yeah, really. Who’s the conveniently helpless one now?