Post like a bot get blocked like a bot

Ratioed

Who has the least ethical job at Lockheed?

My money is on the salesman, “this bad boy can kill so many children”

“Put em on babe”

I’m so glad I get to shitpost instead of me and and my entire line farming until we become fertilizer for the crops

“I learned it from watching you, ok?!?!?”

Wael Posting

The AntAgonizer

Get you some of this purple drank maaaane

Fucking up your computer so much you decide to “distro hop” by reinstalling a new os.

Isn’t that what everyone meant? Just me? Oh

If you can get a job that combines with a workout like a 2birds situation.

Do about 8 to 10k steps a day

Feels better to sweat and be paid, if you can help it. Use it or lose it.

I’ll take an African American coffee.

He could have shaved those thick ass eyebrows too.

100% agree.

Any time I see a funko, always think about how that could have been spent on literally anything else and been a better decision.

I put one in my tower so I can look over and see what a consumerist cunt I am /s

Same!

Turns out they use to send an “envelope” of yeast.

Ours would deliberately omit things. Family had to watch her and then take independent notes/ write in the margins what she was really doing

RIP you bitter but loving gal

Unfunny actual - BEHIND

Office setting you get to be your emergency vehicle of choice. Personally fond of “ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR”

No judgment for emeinem. He gets a lot of hate nowadays but dude is absolutely foundational to modern rap music

Reaction channels are proof we’ve degenerated culturally. Fuck independent thought look at this goober make a face at instead of having an opinion yourself.

I don’t get it.

Probably overthinking it but eidunno

Tommy Wiseau is the most handsome cadaver.