Cat: the glass is on the floor
I read this in Herzog’s voice
Don’t mayo your coffee
I cast fireball ☄️
It only makes sense when you realize he doesn’t understand the meaning of seeking asylum. 🤦
Reminds me of this…
What do I look like to you, a common crocodile?!
“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
~ George Carlin
WAAW
Can they even read?
Cocaine Shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo 🎶
Maybe Kamala was the Dark Brandon all along
Shhh, there there. It’s gonna be okay.
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Where the fuck are you buying any apples for $3.99 a pound?!
This is fine 🔥