Just wait until next year when no one can afford any Christmas presents, half the family has been killed by bird flu, and there is no food because we have no migrant workers to pick crops. No more family holidays.

Police officer at the mall:

Attention all units, emergency on theater level, suspect six foot two, brown hair. He is one gigantic motherfucker…

walks around with giant ass log on shoulder

Dis iz how ve do et in Austria. To hell vit rulez and safety!

That YouTube clip lol

“No no no. You have to shut up and let me cook.”

There is also lack of him popping up like a fucking wack a mole to bitch about being overthrown.

I didn’t say that it would be insurgent fire.

Just that Weak Chin MaGee would be shot down.

Link plz this is crazy

Holy shit! The Russians shot him out of the sky??

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Holy fuck lol. I sorta called it.

Well, there goes Cuntface with all the money he can carry. It would be a shame if he wandered to close to the fighting and was shot down.

I’m pretty sure this dude is in a place with a lot of fire and brimstone. I’m also pretty sure you don’t get to float on the cloud if you treat people like shit.

And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu—

You’d get lockjaw immediately apon touching that wall. Is that part of the ships defense? Immediate Tetanus?

This little slice of fascism that happened today made me look into the history of South Korea.

The assassination of Park Chung-Hee was some crazy ass Goodfellas shit.

300 lb diabetes ridden Gravy Seals line up wheezing and coughing in the wind and the rain

“Come get them, Obama!!”

firing at the storm commences as many are swept away in the storm surge

But if it does kick off, it’s going to kick off with absolutely the worst people in charge of managing it coupled with lunatics running podcasts who see everything as a conspiracy or are snakeoil salesman/women with a massive reach.

It’s going to rival the Black Death if it happens under Trumps administration.

Nah. It’s gonna be bird flu.

Covid shut down the world with a death rate of like 1%.

Bird flu is 56%.

Don’t let the sink in. It’s coughing and looks like it’s got Bird flu.

Ukraine blows up the troll farms in the middle of St Petersburg

USA: WTF, man?

Ukraine: We typed in the coordinates you gave us! OK, maybe not all of them, and we might have made some up, but we tried!