2 Girls 1 Dreidel

Miller Lite

“It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.”

- Southerners

I’d say absolutely buy it if you measure by the metric of how many hours you are likely to get out of your investment. It has improved immensely since launch. Many of the current complaints are valid, but none of them substantially diminished my own enjoyment of the game.

The other day, I saw an article suggesting memory might exist throughout the body and not just in the brain. I suppose your shit might contain memories. You might even call it shit memory. And after you drop a deuce, you may lose some memories. Retention takes on a whole new meaning!

Could be a fondue party? Or a family photo shoot?

Pedo Wolverine

There is or was a bar and restaurant in Pensacola FL that tricked people into going into the wrong restroom if you weren’t paying attention and/or drunk. It was funny and there was no panic or outrage.

The three-shell method

aka potato masher

Ahh I do love that classic Harley sound…

The strap-on dildos came (snicker) later with Sens8, from the same creators…

If you’re Wonder Woman maybe…

If someone did this in my neighborhood, every single dog walker in the area would go out of their way to deposit 100% of their poop babies (autocorrect but I’m leaving it) in this trash can only. If I was still in Texas, we’d open carry while doing it!

Seriously people. No one should tolerate elder abuse.

Pac-rat

Don Bluth def a furry

For using a park toilet, I was instructed to always raise then slam the seat down for reasons

I suspect collusion with certain gnomes with a definite profit motive

Spiderpants. Spiderpants. Does a little spiderpants dance.

I can hear this one: a deep, gravelly, male voice just going “ahhhhhhhhhh!”