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10 days agoThis will age poorly with the current state of inflation.
I’m only alive because successfully killing myself is hard. Bernadette, she/her, smash bros addict, dog person, work addict, ruined beyond repair, stuck in the past. I will defend Amazon and Nintendo like they’re the parents I never had. They did, and will do, nothing wrong, ever.
This will age poorly with the current state of inflation.
Insert tired Disney joke
I sat a dog who looked so sad when I caught him eating the trash, and he sulked over to the kennel with his tail down. When I cleaned up his mess and went to lock him in the kennel, he was eating a treasure trove of trash he stashed in there and looked at me with the most smug face I’ve ever seen on a dog.