I’m sorry about your pup. Losing them is really hard.

For the really good nights

Watched my mom work her ass off to raise me and save everything she could for retirement. She got to do some fun things, but not enough. I’m glad she had good insurance and a little money saved for when she got sick. I inherited a house with a mortgage, taxes, insurance, and repairs that are bleeding me dry and I’m pulling money out of my retirement to cover it. I’m thankful that it’s given my son a decent place to live for the last year and i hope to break even when we sell it. I’m fine with that. I didn’t earn it. I didn’t take care of her for money. If you’re only helping your family because you want money, you suck and they’re probably better off without you.

I’ve been looking for attic stair options. Anything that easier to carry/slide boxes down than a ladder.

The pants were cute. I hate her so much i can’t see anything attractive about her.

I feel you. I have this new super bitch of a boss, but she wore cute pants one day in September and it left me conflicted. I’m still pissed off about it.

I’m third generation, but I’d like to be deported, please. Where do i sign up?

Check out the auntie network on Reddit or Facebook.

I have an air popper for work and I have a whirly pop at home. I love the ease of the air popper, but the whirly pop is far better and gives you a chance to play with different oil, temps, etc.

We’re all going out of town so my DIL has an excuse for skipping her family’s Thanksgiving.

Except for when you do.

We hand it out - one chocolate and 2 non-chocolate. I do most of it because my husband lets them put their disgusting paws in the bowl and take handfuls.

ETA: you could put out a bowl with a little candy and reload it after each kid/group.

Maybe you’re not doing it like the rest of us?

We use anylist and it’s pretty good, except for the lube and buttplugs that someone keeps adding to the grocery list.

That’s what they want you to believe.

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Well, my husband held his phone up so i said it to him loudly enough for the guys in front of me to hear.

We were at a concert recently and i loudly said, “hold your phone in front of your face so you’re only messing with your own view.” The guy in front of me and his buddy did stop holding it up over their heads for a bit.

I’m sorry. Squeeze is such a fun show! Sometimes shit happens - this was my view at Weezer in 2010.

Throw it overboard…