If you had watched the video you would know it’s Fabulous

Unless Panama stole itself from Colombia when they won their independence I don’t think you can really call this stealing on the part of the US, either

Godspeed, brave culture warrior. Stay away from any windows.

Ain’t that the truth

They come here, to this country, and they take away our outrage!

I actually kind of like this way better

It’s a trap!

This is a good one

No, it was sarcasm

Not madness or absurdity. Was it absurd for Hitler to invade Poland and France or for Saddam to invade Iran and Kuwait? With the benefit of decades of hindsight we can say that it didn’t work out for them, sure, but these were deliberate and calculated moves made by serious men. Absurdity is taking the word of an enemy dictator at face value.

A fascist doing fascist things, Make Russia Great again. He thought it would strengthen his position, he thought it would be easy, and he thought he could get away with it.

The types for significant others and distros hash to the same location in the table, it’s just bad luck and there’s nothing we can do about it.

Fascist dictatorships openly make false statements all the time, often to hide their real intentions. Russians go along with it because of some combination of fear, nationalism, nostalgia, and actually being in favor of fascism.

It’s capitalism’s fault they became communist

I think those cover illness and accidents

Was the pilot ok?

And this is before they hit you with the ol’ surprise brokerage fees.

Grandma’s about to discipline some motherfuckers with that trigger amirite

The way the fire dances in Pigeon’s eyes makes them look mad, but I assure you, Pigeon is quiet sane. Possibly more so than any of us.

This scene was really outstanding