That’s pretty lame. Why do this?

But you don’t need to rotate the screen for this to work…?

Don’t forget the universal “Dude” and “Bro”

Dave McKeegan isn’t a flat earther

Pffft amateur… I can easily pump my car tires up to 100 Bar.

se卐ond?

Just add innit at the end and you’re sorted mate 😉

A liter (of gravy) a day keeps the doctors at bay!

A coupe of hand grenades for some extra kick!

You drink 2-3 liters of water a day? That sounds like alot.

I think my brother still has one of those kicking around somewhere. I’m pretty sure his kids are playing with it now.

I agree with peopleproblems. Stop being a condescending dick. It doesn’t help you get your point across, it just makes it so people think that you’re a dick and stop taking you seriously.

Are we sure it creates a vacuum and not the opposite?

Maybe it’s supposed to be a 50m radius. Of a sphere.

Sparkly vamp Twilight lore? It just works, don’t ask questions…

(Team Jacob)

Sploosh

It’s like when customer service call centers have 'longer than average wait times" because of “higher than average call volume” all of the fucking time. If it happens all the time, it ain’t higher than average.

If you think two car lengths is tailgating, you haven’t seen nothing yet!

Little granny needs to jack up her seat to its maximal height. And maybe get a booster seat if necessary. Either that or a periscope.

Why? Do you want them to tailgate you instead?